Thursday, 4 July 2013

Another normal day at school



Tis becoming a burden to keep my eyelids parted, the weight of this feather quilt grows heavier with every passing moment. The grip which my fingers have upon it is loosening. One can now easily see how my handwriting is deteriorating. I hear the ancient voices beckoning me to stop. But I cannot curtail my writing now there is so much to say and so little time. I fear that I will not be able to finish what I started, and all these years of work will fade away with me.
I must have dozed off; for all was dark before I opened my eyes once more. The candle seems to have expended more wax than when I last looked at it, Never matter for I am awake now and the voices seem to have stopped their illegible rant. Finally at peace, I shall permit myself a little more respite before continuing.

Teacher: OK class! Now I need you to submit your answer scripts.
Wait What??!!

I awoke with a start, no one hears me as they were too busy adding finishing touches to their answers and I looked in utter dismay at my blank answer script. "Hey there is a question I can answer", I thought as I penned down my name next to the” Name:” . I walked calmly to the teacher and handed the answer script turned backwards, and before she could turn to see the front, I was out of the room and then I thought I heard my name, it was a simple call but to me it sounded like she was screaming my name through her fiery lungs…there was no stopping. I ran across the hallway and out the school building, her voice still echoing inside my head. Then I realized that I had left my bag inside my locker, it couldn’t be helped.  I wasn’t going to go back in there to face an enraged dragon…
I darted across the grounds to where people parked their bikes, dug into my pocket for the keys and sped off on my bike, placing as much distance as I could between me and the dragon’s lair.

It was later that day that my secretary told me that a subpoena had been issued demanding I appear before court. I never liked courtrooms, make me feel stuffy, you know? But couldn’t be helped, I cancelled my opera tickets.  I would have to catch another rerun of the Muppet show. Then I picked my most expensive suit, you know?. To show everyone who they were really messing with, and by the time this little game of theirs was over it would be my turn, and we all know about the subpoenas I send. Summoning them to an early grave. I was assured that they had got me the best defense lawyer in town. I smiled to myself as I adjusted my tie thinking of the drink I would have after the case was all wrapped up. I liked milk with oreos, was nothing else I ordered.

The courtroom was a big one there sat the judge in his big chair. I glanced at the name tag placed on the table, it read “Principal”, "weird name for a judge". It must have been a closed court case as there was no press or ordinary folk. But I wasn’t too concerned. I had the best defense lawyer in town. She rumored to turn un-winnable cases on their heads. The last case she had won was against her own husband and in doing so had forever won the control of the TV remote during her favorite shows, even when the game was on…

The prosecution was lead by Mrs. Johansen. She had fiery eyes pointed straight at me. "Gonna have to try a lot harder to intimidate Don Salamanca". Hmm strange, I felt that I had seen her somewhere before, probably my imagination. The court proceedings began and the prosecutor was all too eager to put forward her case…no introductory statements, “what an amateur “, I thought and smirked as I looked towards my lawyer hoping that she would probably share the same opinion, but to my slight unease her expressions continued to darken as the prosecutor went on. I was now starting to get a real bad feeling inside my stomach now, you know? The kind one gets when ones had too many cookies. Then it happened!, I was betrayed more like blindsided. I mean no one could’ve seen this coming No one! The defense attorney got up and actually took the side of the prosecutor!. Both of them were chastising me so hard it was deafening. I’m not proud of it but I was so scared I started crying...nothing serious though…The judge brought silence to the chaos using his voice rather than his hammer (strange judge). Well the way i figured it, someone must have paid off the defense attorney but it was too late. I was shocked as he gave his verdict I was given a sentence, a prison sentence can you believe that?. Now I had to spend the summer in the locker they called it “summer school” but I knew what it was, “Hell”. Could this day get any worse??

 I felt like a sick man at heart and mind. What was I going to do???

I drowned my sorrow in a glass of warm milk which my secretary brought me. She said I had this coming, I made a note to self to fire her. It was going to be a long night...

“OK Grounded means you cannot go out of your room understand? and you will finish all your homework and study for that re-test”
“But Mom!!”
“No buts…”

Well now it seems the Sheriff has another job for me. I looked at the cryptic message in my hand. It was a blank sheet with a big F etched with blood on the top. I lowered my hat to shield me from the warm Mexican sun (the study lamp)...…